Thursday, October 31, 2013

2014 entry UniMelb and Monash local medical school places released

Today the University of Melbourne and Monash medical school places for local students were released. Congratulations if you have received an offer!

If I have tutored you for the GAMSAT, I would like to know how you went in this cycle of the admission process. You may post a comment, or if not, send me an email to my email address. If you forgot the email address, you may see it when clicking on "comments".

To prospective students, I will likely resume tutoring after my exams finish (after 22 November).

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

2014 entry: most GEMSAS offers released. Melbourne still to go.

So today, most of the GEMSAS medicine offers had been released, along with the emails of unsuccessful application (for now). Commiserations if you have received an email of unsuccessful application, although there is a chance of being offered a place still as people decline a place for one in USyd or dentistry etc.

Melbourne and Monash still have to release their offers though. Well, the other universities have been remarkably efficient this time! Monash used to be one of the earliest releasers in the past two years, but not this year.

Anyway, good luck if you're still waiting for an offer, particularly from Melbourne!

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

2014 GEMSAS medicine offer list completed. Offers out next few days.

Today the 2014 GEMSAS medicine offer list was completed. Offers for all the different GEMSAS universities will be out in the next few days. In particular, the University of Melbourne MDHS facebook page indicates a 1 November 2013 release.

Good luck for everyone waiting for an offer!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

2013 Unimelb end of undergraduate classes

Yesterday was the last day for undergraduate classes for undergraduate students for the University of Melbourne. Good luck for all your exams if you have them soon! We still have two more weeks left of MD2 to go, due to longer semesters for medicine. Meanwhile, in MD2 our multiple choice exam is only worth 17.5%, compared to 40% of semester 8/9 back in the MBBS course. They have also added in a SAQ component. Boo! What do they expect to do? To see if we have doctor's handwriting yet?

I guess all the first round of GEMSAS med offers should be coming out within the next few weeks then. Ah sorry... I just reminded you again. In any case, good luck for any offers!

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

NAE's medical jokes

Since Drug Lion has commented that he wants to hear my med jokes, I'll post my original compilation of variable quality here. I assure you that all of these are my own, but there may be a possibility of others having come up with them before.

As with many jokes, if you abhor anything not 100% politically correct or are easily offended, then read no further.



Many of these jokes are puns, so you have to imagine them being read out.


On a more serious note, it was with some sadness that I have learned by checking the medical records that one of the patients I saw in the hospital has died. This a patient that I put a cannula into too. There are other patients which I see who also have terminal diagnoses in oncology with poor prognosis. It is sad, but these are some of the things we need to learn to cope with in medicine.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

What do you call the worm that ate Mozart?


Credit: Beatrice the Biologist on Facebook (photo seen through I fucking love science on Facebook)

This was so gold that I needed to share it with you. It's a lot better than most of my jokes that my fellow med students have to listen to. Although if you want to hear any of them, leave a comment and let me know.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

[update] MD2 GP placements

Yesterday, I undertook my first GP day out of four that I have in the GP placement (weekly) this year. It was a refreshing change being assigned to a GP clinic which was a lot closer to my home than the clinical school was, in contrast to the case for many of the other people I have spoken to. They were also kind in letting me share the lunch that was bought for those in the clinic!

The first session was very interesting, and I was encouraged by the GP I was with to participate and attempt to take the history and examinations first for some patients myself. In that way, I consider myself lucky, comparing against some of the other stories I hear around.

In general, it was interesting to note the contrast between "undifferentiated" patients visiting GP and those visiting the ED; those going to ED were sicker. That said, it also hit home that we didn't have much practice interviewing in some of the more common (compared to hospital) GP presentations like URTIs and neuro/muscular type pain, so I was a bit unsure of what to do at times. I also had the practical experience of seeing a final year medical student pick up on systems review something important which was not the presenting complaint of the patient, which I did not ask about myself, reinforcing the usefulness of the systems review as part of the medical interview. So it was all a useful experience. Looking forward to the placement next week!

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Unimelb 2014 entry medicine interviews finished

Yesterday was the last day of the interviews for 2014 medicine entry at the University of Melbourne. I have heard that they have had a shake up on the topics being assessed in the interview!

I hope you have all done well in your interviews. Now it is the long wait until offers.