Today the University of Melbourne and Monash medical school places for local students were released. Congratulations if you have received an offer!
If I have tutored you for the GAMSAT, I would like to know how you went in this cycle of the admission process. You may post a comment, or if not, send me an email to my email address. If you forgot the email address, you may see it when clicking on "comments".
To prospective students, I will likely resume tutoring after my exams finish (after 22 November).
Hello everyone. I graduated with Doctor of Medicine at the University of Melbourne in 2015. I previously attained a Bachelor of Biomedicine at Melbourne in 2011. This blog documents some of my journey so far, starting from the year before I got into medicine. It also contains discussions of other issues with varying degrees of relevance to medicine or the selection process that I decide to bring up.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
2014 entry UniMelb and Monash local medical school places released
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
2014 entry: most GEMSAS offers released. Melbourne still to go.
So today, most of the GEMSAS medicine offers had been released, along with the emails of unsuccessful application (for now). Commiserations if you have received an email of unsuccessful application, although there is a chance of being offered a place still as people decline a place for one in USyd or dentistry etc.
Melbourne and Monash still have to release their offers though. Well, the other universities have been remarkably efficient this time! Monash used to be one of the earliest releasers in the past two years, but not this year.
Anyway, good luck if you're still waiting for an offer, particularly from Melbourne!
Melbourne and Monash still have to release their offers though. Well, the other universities have been remarkably efficient this time! Monash used to be one of the earliest releasers in the past two years, but not this year.
Anyway, good luck if you're still waiting for an offer, particularly from Melbourne!
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
2014 GEMSAS medicine offer list completed. Offers out next few days.
Today the 2014 GEMSAS medicine offer list was completed. Offers for all the different GEMSAS universities will be out in the next few days. In particular, the University of Melbourne MDHS facebook page indicates a 1 November 2013 release.
Good luck for everyone waiting for an offer!
Good luck for everyone waiting for an offer!
Saturday, October 26, 2013
2013 Unimelb end of undergraduate classes
Yesterday was the last day for undergraduate classes for undergraduate students for the University of Melbourne. Good luck for all your exams if you have them soon! We still have two more weeks left of MD2 to go, due to longer semesters for medicine. Meanwhile, in MD2 our multiple choice exam is only worth 17.5%, compared to 40% of semester 8/9 back in the MBBS course. They have also added in a SAQ component. Boo! What do they expect to do? To see if we have doctor's handwriting yet?
I guess all the first round of GEMSAS med offers should be coming out within the next few weeks then. Ah sorry... I just reminded you again. In any case, good luck for any offers!
I guess all the first round of GEMSAS med offers should be coming out within the next few weeks then. Ah sorry... I just reminded you again. In any case, good luck for any offers!
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
NAE's medical jokes
Since Drug Lion has commented that he wants to hear my med jokes, I'll post my original compilation of variable quality here. I assure you that all of these are my own, but there may be a possibility of others having come up with them before.
As with many jokes, if you abhor anything not 100% politically correct or are easily offended, then read no further.
Many of these jokes are puns, so you have to imagine them being read out.
On a more serious note, it was with some sadness that I have learned by checking the medical records that one of the patients I saw in the hospital has died. This a patient that I put a cannula into too. There are other patients which I see who also have terminal diagnoses in oncology with poor prognosis. It is sad, but these are some of the things we need to learn to cope with in medicine.
As with many jokes, if you abhor anything not 100% politically correct or are easily offended, then read no further.
Many of these jokes are puns, so you have to imagine them being read out.
Q: What do you get when you drink too much Milo?
Q: How can you win more points off your opponent's serve?
Q: What do you get if you ping a cardiologist?
Q: What happened when the girlfriend teased her boyfriend with type 2 diabetes about his weight on a cruise ship?
Q: What happened to the patient with type 2 diabetes who forgot to omit one of his medications on the day of surgery?
Q: How much is a contaminated bacterial culture worth?
Q: Which Pokemon treats Non-Hodgkin lymphoma as well as current therapy?
Q: Why did the screenwriter rush to the hospital in the ambulance during his stroke?
Q: Apart from the heart, what is a cardiologist's favourite organ?
Q: Why was the soldier bleeding and bruised all over?
Q: Why did the patient take too much paracetamol?
On that note, if any of these issues are affecting you or someone else you know, contact Lifeline on 13 11 14. Medical student and doctors' mental health is a very worthwhile discussion to have. But I will save that discussion for another time.
Q: How can you win more points off your opponent's serve?
A: Use an ACE inhibitor.
Q: What do you get if you ping a cardiologist?
A: You get an echo.
Q: What happened when the girlfriend teased her boyfriend with type 2 diabetes about his weight on a cruise ship?
A: He took his ex-en-a-tide.
Q: What happened to the patient with type 2 diabetes who forgot to omit one of his medications on the day of surgery?
A: It was a MET-formin'. (MET)
Q: How much is a contaminated bacterial culture worth?
A: A penny-ceilin'.
Q: Which Pokemon treats Non-Hodgkin lymphoma as well as current therapy?
A: Archeops.
Q: Why did the screenwriter rush to the hospital in the ambulance during his stroke?
A: So he could still alte-plase.
Q: Apart from the heart, what is a cardiologist's favourite organ?
A: The TOE.
Q: Why was the soldier bleeding and bruised all over?
A: He was warfarin'.
Q: Why did the patient take too much paracetamol?
A: They had the NAC for it.
On that note, if any of these issues are affecting you or someone else you know, contact Lifeline on 13 11 14. Medical student and doctors' mental health is a very worthwhile discussion to have. But I will save that discussion for another time.
On a more serious note, it was with some sadness that I have learned by checking the medical records that one of the patients I saw in the hospital has died. This a patient that I put a cannula into too. There are other patients which I see who also have terminal diagnoses in oncology with poor prognosis. It is sad, but these are some of the things we need to learn to cope with in medicine.
Sunday, October 13, 2013
What do you call the worm that ate Mozart?
original link: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=630221933664634
Credit: Beatrice the Biologist on Facebook (photo seen through I fucking love science on Facebook)
This was so gold that I needed to share it with you. It's a lot better than most of my jokes that my fellow med students have to listen to. Although if you want to hear any of them, leave a comment and let me know.
Thursday, October 10, 2013
[update] MD2 GP placements
Yesterday, I undertook my first GP day out of four that I have in the GP placement (weekly) this year. It was a refreshing change being assigned to a GP clinic which was a lot closer to my home than the clinical school was, in contrast to the case for many of the other people I have spoken to. They were also kind in letting me share the lunch that was bought for those in the clinic!
The first session was very interesting, and I was encouraged by the GP I was with to participate and attempt to take the history and examinations first for some patients myself. In that way, I consider myself lucky, comparing against some of the other stories I hear around.
In general, it was interesting to note the contrast between "undifferentiated" patients visiting GP and those visiting the ED; those going to ED were sicker. That said, it also hit home that we didn't have much practice interviewing in some of the more common (compared to hospital) GP presentations like URTIs and neuro/muscular type pain, so I was a bit unsure of what to do at times. I also had the practical experience of seeing a final year medical student pick up on systems review something important which was not the presenting complaint of the patient, which I did not ask about myself, reinforcing the usefulness of the systems review as part of the medical interview. So it was all a useful experience. Looking forward to the placement next week!
The first session was very interesting, and I was encouraged by the GP I was with to participate and attempt to take the history and examinations first for some patients myself. In that way, I consider myself lucky, comparing against some of the other stories I hear around.
In general, it was interesting to note the contrast between "undifferentiated" patients visiting GP and those visiting the ED; those going to ED were sicker. That said, it also hit home that we didn't have much practice interviewing in some of the more common (compared to hospital) GP presentations like URTIs and neuro/muscular type pain, so I was a bit unsure of what to do at times. I also had the practical experience of seeing a final year medical student pick up on systems review something important which was not the presenting complaint of the patient, which I did not ask about myself, reinforcing the usefulness of the systems review as part of the medical interview. So it was all a useful experience. Looking forward to the placement next week!
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Unimelb 2014 entry medicine interviews finished
Yesterday was the last day of the interviews for 2014 medicine entry at the University of Melbourne. I have heard that they have had a shake up on the topics being assessed in the interview!
I hope you have all done well in your interviews. Now it is the long wait until offers.
I hope you have all done well in your interviews. Now it is the long wait until offers.
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